you a true film buff? If you've watched your share of movies
you know that filmmakers are just plain pompous. All the short
films on iFilm - they're all so SERIOUS. "I am a filmmaker,
I must make an auteur statement about the world that I live in.
Bla bla bla bla blaaaa..."
Well, poo on them. We know what you really go to the movies for.
That's right - you wanna see hot women. Who cares about a plot
when you have a bevy of beautiful babes in bikinis? Who cares
about the story when hot women are carrying big guns? We give
you exactly what you want to see. 12
The idea for “12 Hot Women” came about when director
Alan Chan was having lunch with a colleague. “We were railing
on all those short films on the Internet - laughing about how
they were all artsy and pretentious, pretending to carry some
deep philosophical message,” Alan said. “ Finally
I said ‘You know, if I put TWELVE HOT WOMEN in a movie,
I wouldn’t need a plot!”
From the producers of such blockbuster hits as "Chicks
On Trampolines" and "Swedish
Bikini Girls" come veteran director extraordinaire
Alan Chan's vision of a world where the the hot women aren't just
supermodels, they're also SECRET AGENTS - part of the elite supersecret
crimefighting organization OMEGA OMEGA. Led by the mysterious
leader codenamed Agent HBL, these hot women battle injustice and
fight to maintain freedom and the American Way - and they look
and act hot while doing it.
Big guns! Big bazookas! Hot women!
Why would you want to watch anything else?
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